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- Catholic School Opens Gates to Hell Boy
- New York's City Hall to Move to Brooklyn
- Florida Gator Shows Declining
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- Thousands Commemorate 1947 UFO 'Crash'
- NYC Pastor Objects to Naked Display
- Cherry Pit Spit Champ Reigns Anew
- School Graffiti Nets 4-Month Suspension
- Bear on Pole Stops Traffic in Calif.
- Pets on the Lam After Holiday Fireworks
- McEwen Fights Injury in Tour's 2nd Stage
- 5th Straight Wimbledon Title for Federer
- White Sox Keep Buehrle for 4 Years, $56M
- Tigers Hit 3 HRs Off Dice-K, Sweep BoSox
- Choi Wins Woods' Inaugural Tournament
- Pujols to Participate in Home Run Derby
- A-Rod Hits 30th, Yanks Rout Angels 12-0
- Bonds Heads Into Break at 751 Homers
- Oden Better in Second Summer League Game
- Bryant Wins Senior Open as Watson Fades
- Pets on the Lam After Holiday Fireworks
- This Golf Course Hazard Tops Them All
- Irish Bookie Loses on the Wrong Al Gore
- China Public Restroom Has 1,000 Stalls
- Company Advertises for Condom Testers
- UCLA Student Has Old Hilton Cell Number
- Ice Cream Vendor Accused of Selling Pot
- Firefighter in Bikini Accepts Plea Deal
- Cat Survives 3 Weeks Crossing Ocean
- Girl, 4, Called 911 Nearly 300 Times
- Eau de Lawsuit: Woman Sues Over Scent
- Morneau Hits 3 HRs, Twins Sweep Twinbill
- Roddick Blows Big Lead in Wimbledon Loss
- Griffey Ties Robinson With 586th Homer
- Feds Allege Dogfighting at Vick Property
- A-Rod Homers in Return, Yanks Rip Angels
- Beltre, Mariners Pound A's Haren, 7-1
- Thames' Slam Helps Tigers Rout BoSox 9-2
- Woods Avoids Missing Cut at Own Tourney
- Oden Commits 10 Fouls in Blazers Debut
- Sabres Match Oilers' $50M Offer to Vanek
- Clemens Gets 350th Win, Yanks Lose A-Rod
- Serena Limps Into Wimbledon Quarters
- Tank Johnson Was Below Legal DUI Limit
- M's Lose McLaren's Debut, 3-2 to Royals
- Ducks Sign RW Bertuzzi to Two-year Deal
- Fisher Leaves Jazz to Be With Daughter
- Soriano Helps Cubs Win in Return to RFK
- Miller's 2 Homers, 7 RBIs Lift Brewers
- Handzus, Preissing, Calder, Nagy to L.a.
- Reds Fire Narron, Turn to Mackanin
- Woman Finds $20K in Bank Deposit Tube
- Stolen Baby Monkeys Back in Pet Store
- Dead Camel Found Near Swedish Highway
- Hair Hackers Chop Off Brazil Girl's Mane
- Man Charged With Posing As Haggard's Son
- Beer Makers Losing Money on Missing Kegs
- Burglars Steal Bank's One-Ton Safe
- Thai Police Confiscate Dried Beetles
- Illinois Man Files Suit Over Lost Love
- FBI Recovers Pearl S. Buck Manuscript
- Philippine Driver Returns Lost Money
- Bonds Elected All-Star Starter
- Rangers Sign Marquee FAs Gomez, Drury
- Hamlin Gets First NASCAR Win of 2007
- Briere Gets 8 Years, $52M From Flyers
- Struggling Reds Fire Jerry Narron
- Kerr Wins Women's Open, Ochoa Falters
- Report: Nets, Carter Near $61.8M Deal
- Sharks Sign Thornton for 3 Years, $21.6M
- A's Get 7 Off Pettitte in 2nd, Rip Yanks
- Philippine Driver Returns Lost Money
- Illinois Man Files Suit Over Lost Love
- Pig Parts Spill Closes Chicago Highway
- Sabathia Becomes First 12-game Winner
- A's Hold Yankees to One Hit in 7-0 Rout
- Carter Opts Out, But Nets May Keep Him
- Sharapova Beats Rain to Win at Wimbledon
- Harvick Holds Off Edwards for Busch Win
- Ochoa, Kerr Make Charge at Women's Open
- Sheets Extends Win Streak, Cubs Don't
- Padres Beat Dodgers Again 3-1 in 12
- Beltran Has 2 HRs Again, Mets Beat Phils
- Pernice Charges to Lead at Buick Open
- Man Beats Pea**** He Says Was Vampire
- This Cheese Carving Is Monumental
- Man Born in 1901 Becomes U.S. Citizen
- Court: No Nudes in Daytona
- Woman Wrangles Gator Into Guinea Pig Pen
- Man Punches 'Rude' Drive-Thru Clerk
- Colombian Finds Cocaine in Dentures
- Pair in Separate Vehicles Hit Same Deer
- Astros' Biggio Gets 3,000th Career Hit
- Jays' Thomas Hits 500th HR, Gets Ejected
- Messier Heads Hockey Hall of Fame Class
- Trail Blazers Deal Randolph to Knicks
- Warriors Deal Richardson to Bobcats
- Federer Wins 50th Straight Grass Match
- Wie Shoots 82, Webb 83 at Women's Open
- Unit Hit Hard in Return, Dodgers Win 9-5
- Argentina Storms Past US 4-1 in Copa
- Rogers Solid in Home Debut as Tigers Win
- Rider Banned Over Birth-Control Advice
- Man Pays $4.88 for Plasma TV at Wal-Mart
- Nude Customer a Hair-Raising Experience
- Frequent N.H. Speeder Wants Limit Raised
- Cops Hot Dog It, Chase Wienermobile
- Mechanic Finds Kitten Under Van Hood
- Inmate Leaves Paper-Stuffed Dummy in Bed
- Teacher, Students Allegedly Smoke Pot
- N.M. Town Probes Another Hoarding Case
- Embezzler Offers Ex-Bosses Some Advice
- No Oscar: Pet Fish Faces Final Act
- Report: Blazers Will Select Oden
- Padres' Maddux Earns 340th Career Win
- Glavine's 297th Win a Rain-shortened One
- NBA Official: Garnett Trade Not Imminent
- Woods Returns Next Week for His Tourney
- Clemens Records No Ks, Loses to Orioles
- Howard Hits 100th HR, But Phillies Lose
- Hingis Reaches Third Round at Wimbledon
- NCAA to Reconsider Text Messaging Ban
- Zambrano Helps Cubs Win Sixth Straight
- Wife Blames Shooting on Burglar Alarm
- Man Gets 10 Years in License Shooting
- Wis. Man Accused of Stomping Pet Fish
- Drivers Arrested for Speeding at 141 Mph
- Officer Loses Job Over Jail 'Sex Show'
- Trumpet Causes Scare in Salt Lake City
- Man, 87, Finishes Steep Uphill Race
- Venus Avoids First-round Wimbledon Upset
- Benoit Killed Wife and Son, Hanged Self
- Gordon, Johnson Docked 100 Points Each
- Report: Lakers Pursuing Garnett
- Tribe Get 5 in Ninth, Rally Past A's 8-5
- Big Unit to Return to Arizona's Rotation
- James to Play for Team USA This Summer
- Ryan's Homer Lifts Cards Over Mets in 11
- Bobcats' Wallace Becomes Free Agent
- Congress Watching NFL Disability Dispute
- Ex-Marine Teaches Pickpocket a Lesson
- Inmates Cover Hole With Pancake Batter
- Shanghai Drivers Switch to Music Horns
- Man With Headache Finds Bullet in Head
- Toddler Goes on Wild Ride in Truck
- Indonesian VP OKs Marijuana As Spice
- Judge: Blood Promise Can't Be Enforced
- Time's Up: No More Penny Parking
- Man Chases Ex-Girlfriend With His Car
- Court Upholds Prisoners' Right to Porn
- Conn. Library: Pay Fines With Toiletries
- Federer Cruises in Wimbledon Opener
- 'Embarrassed' Bears Release Tank Johnson
- Vegas Strip Club Bouncer Sues 'Pacman'
- Cubs Allow 6 in 9th, Rally for 10-9 Win
- Pistons' Billups Opts Out of Contract
- Sabathia Goes Distance, Earns 11th Win
- Penny First 10-game Winner in NL
- No Timetable Set for Schilling's Return
- Green's HR in 11th Lifts Mets by Cards
- Bulls GM Paxson: Deal for Kobe Unlikely
- Peru Celebrates Tasty Guinea Pigs
- Albino Mountain Goat Spotted in Italy
- Dry Cleaner Wins Missing Pants Case
- Court: Vasectomy 'Gift' Not Recoverable
- Mom Makes Daughter Wear Her Offenses
- Woman Saves Self After Taxi Driver Dies
- Gas Buried With Plymouth to Be Tested
- Accused Store Robber Arrested at Bar
- Race Gives New Meaning to Beer Run
- Former Reliever Rod Beck Dead at 38
- Griffey Homers Twice to Pass McGwire
- Montoya Gets First NASCAR Nextel Cup Win
- Jays' McGowan Just Misses No-no in Win
- Nadal Seeks Chance for Wimbledon Title
- Red Sox's Beckett Outduels Padres' Peavy
- Tigers Extend Run, Braves Shut Out Again
- Oregon State Repeats as CWS Champion
- U.S. Beats Mexico 2-1 in Gold Cup Final
- Ochoa Wins Wegmans LPGA in Playoff
- Race Gives New Meaning to Beer Run
- CSI Chases Delinquent Dog DNA
- Winner of Buried Belvedere Died in 1979
- Missing Films Arrive After 34 Years
- Long Island Hosts Blind Baseball Tourney
- Beijing Airport Tackles Pigeon Problem
- Black Lab Drives Owner's Car Into River
- Man to Be Reunited With '56 Thunderbird
- Woman Marries Death-Row Pen Pal
- Vote Protest Puts Woman in Doghouse
- Rogers Hands Braves 3rd Straight Shutout
- Twins' Morneau Bruises Lung, in Hospital
- Woods Won't Play Buick Open Next Week
- Bonds Hits No. 749, But Yankees Win 7-3
- Americans Taken With Top Two NHL Picks
- BoSox's Dice-K Bests Padres' Maddux 2-1
- 'Pacman' Surrenders, Released on Bail
- Gordon, Johnson Cars Fail Inspection
- Predators Deal G Vokoun to Panthers
- Bears' Johnson Pulled Over for Speeding
- N.J. Dog Crowned World's Ugliest
- Black Lab Drives Owner's Car Into River
- Man to Be Reunited With '56 Thunderbird
- Woman Marries Death-Row Pen Pal
- Vote Protest Puts Woman in Doghouse
- Man's Nose Partially Bitten Off in Fight
- Man Sues After Plane Hits Lamborghini
- Wrong Ad Number Brings Couple Headaches
- Lawman's Car Hit by Lightning
- Man Aims to Break World Treadmill Record
- Man Kills Bear With Log at Ga. Camp Site
- Giambi Agrees to Meet With Mitchell
- Rocks Deny Rocket 350th Win, Sweep Yanks
- Junior Signs With Sony for Hendrick Ride
- Girardi Turns Down Offer to Manage O's
- 'Pacman' to Surrender to Authorities
- Ducks' Giguere Inks $24M, Four-year Deal
- A's Designate O.F. Bradley for Assignment
- Bruins Hire Claude Julien as Coach
- UNC, Oregon State in CWS Finals Rematch
- Pat Summitt Treated for Dehydration
- Man Aims to Break World Treadmill Record
- Man Accused of Taking Skull for Ashtray
- Woman Ties County Blood Alcohol Record
- Ala. Man's Finger Gets Stuck in Gas Tank
- N.Z. Couple Can't Name Their Son '4real'
- Man Convicted 46 Times Faces New Charges
- Feces Parking Ticket Proves Costly
- 4,000 Pounds of Pig Blood Spills on Road
- Baltimore Police Run Out of 36, 38 Pants
- Ex-Marine Kills Bear With Log
- Armwrestler Sends Lookalike to Weigh-In
- Sosa Becomes Fifth Player to Hit 600 HRs
- 'Pacman' to Face Two Felony Charges
- Dodgers' Schmidt Has Year-ending Surgery
- Red Sox's Schilling Headed to 15-day DL
- O's Snap Nine-game Skid, Beat Padres 7-1
- Cubs Trade Embattled C Barrett to Padres
- Venus, Serena to Play Wimbledon Doubles
- Jeff Gordon Announces Birth of Daughter
- PGA Commish Wants Universal Drug Policy
- Warriors' Jackson Avoids Jail With Plea
- N.Z. Couple Can't Name Their Son '4real'
- Stolen Homer Simpson Statue Found
- Wrong Decatur Gets $178,000 Check
- Cops: Fire Crew Used Hydrant for Pool
- Long-Lived Two-Headed Snake Dies
- Georgia Tech's Rambling Wreck Wrecked
- Minor League Team Parodies Donovan