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The Two Main Theories of History
1.The 'accidental' theory. 2.The 'conspiracy' theory.
Type 1 folks believe that events happen without cause, you could say, accidentally. History simply unfolds as it will!
The type 2 people believe in the causation of History. How do events, people, and things, interelate, interweave, and deliberately cause certain things to happen, not accidentally? History unfolds as it is willed!
Which type are you?
neither
More than in wikipedia comentary, i think this belongs on Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense |
HAHAHAHA that is some funny stuff in that wikipedia section
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From snake
All snakes are devil creatures and should be killed by having their heads stomped in. No living creature should be cold and clammy and slither around without the use of apendages.
Sadly, I doubt this is a joke. Many people actually believe this.
That's lame, snakes are awesome.
Especially on a plane.
Snakes can eat anything they want because they can unhinge their jaws. Pet snakes will only eat mice because they hate all rodents.
Obviously whoever wrote this has never felt a snake. Snakes aren't nessescairily cold and they are never clammy; their skin is really dry.
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I love the Especially on a plane....lol
